Assyria: The Rise and Fall of the World’s First Empire would put many soap operas to shame. Fictional works like Game of Thrones or I, Claudius pale compared to the larger-than-life personalities, lethal political intrigue, assassinations, and gruesome tortures of the Assyrian Empire. Starting with the city of Ashur around 2,000 BCE through the empire’s height in 900-600 BCE, the author weaves an intriguing tale of religious and political transformation. The city-state of Ashur began as an egalitarian trading hub that survived by avoiding its neighbors’ wars. Over the next 1,400 years, it transformed into a warmongering colonial power that “godnapped” idols from conquered states and deported masses of people. |
Conquered enemy rulers fared poorly: During the Katmuhu campaign, the deposed ruler, Kendibhale, was “flayed and executed. His skin was brought back to Katmuhu and draped across the wall of one of his former cities, to serve as a warning for other potential troublemakers.” King Ashsurbanipal chained his enemies to hungry dogs or bears. The author states “the Assyrians were not alone among the people of the ancient world in engaging in acts of extreme violence. Even in ancient Egypt…soldiers heaping up the severed hands (and penises) of slaughtered enemies to celebrate successful military campaigns are frequently shown in temple reliefs.” |
“Female chief administrators with the title s[h]akintu were responsible for the management of sprawling communities of [harem] women. Legal documents reveal that the s[h]akintus bought slaves and land, made loans, and helped organize the production of textiles, an activity in which many harem women were engaged. The staff of the s[h]akintus included female scribes writing in Aramaic.”
Naqia, the queen mother of King Esarhaddon “received a share of the tribute regularly delivered to the Assyrian court and owned large agricultural estates in various corners of the empire. She had residences in all the major cities of Assyria and a large staff that included not only high-ranking administrators but also military personnel.” Naqia’s formidable power “reached its peak in the weeks after Esarhaddon’s death in the fall of 669, when she became the guardian of his succession arrangement. Esarhaddon…had made the unconventional decision to have a younger son of his, Ashurbanipal, replace him on the Assyrian throne. " |
I wonder if Naqia was exiled or executed for being a political threat by King Ashurbanipal, the grandson she helped into office.
Ashurbanipal staged a lion “hunt” in an arena: “First a child or a small adult released the lions from a cage. The king then killed them one by one, shooting his arrows from the royal chariot while racing around the arena. Citizens watched this spectacle from a nearby hill, while men carrying waterskins sold them drinks.” It was “a circus-like performance to be watched by admiring crowds….The lions released into the Nineveh arena were probably well fed—and perhaps even sedated—when they were unleashed to face the merciless weapons of the Assyrian king.” But Ashurbanipal also fancied himself a scholar and collected a vast library, which has been invaluable to modern-cay archeologists. |
“The Assyrian kings had wanted the gates [of Nineveh] to be monumental and beautiful…The size of the gates, and the enormous length of the city wall, made it impossible to defend Nineveh effectively.” In 612 BCE, “on a fateful day in August, after a three-month-long siege, the enemy finally broke through. The babylonian and Median troops and their allies…engaged in an orgy of slaughter, pillage, and destruction. Nineveh’s palaces, temples, and private residences went up in flames. The skeletons of the fallen remained where they lay for some 2,600 years…” |